Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. On a certain day in the merry month of September this happy couple discussed who would take the "good" chariot. The prince decided to let the princess have it and she was ever so grateful.
He on the other hand would suffer because of this decision. You see, the chariot that the prince had to take was considerably older and didn't have the special features of the princess' chariot. One such feature it was lacking was that of a reminder when the prince would leave his lights on. **Who knew a chariot had lights. ; ]
On this merry day, the prince drove his chariot to work and left the lights on. Because of this the chariot had a dead battery. However, the prince will not discover this until about 6 pm when it is time to leave.
The princess, being the sweet woman she was, was preparing for her prince a lovely dinner. Her happy children whistling tunes while setting the family dinner table. In concern for her prince she placed a call only to discover his battery was dead.
**Okay, so part of that paragraph may not be entirely true.** Side note, this is the fourth time the prince has had a dead battery. **Another side note, the prince received a birthday gift from the princess' mother containing a device that would jump start the prince's chariot without using another chariot. Did the prince have it with him on this merry day?** No.
So, the prince had to go find help for his chariot. When he calls his precious princess he then informs her that not only was his battery dead, but now his keys were locked inside his chariot.
The princess realizes the predicament her prince is in and must abruptly end her dinner, leaving the half eaten plates and food on the counter. She heads to her chariot with her children in tow. And of course, the extra keys to the prince's chariot, oh, and the special device to jump the battery.
The children had homework that night and school the next day and the princess realizes that the children can not go along. So, she turns to her mother for help. Dropping the keys and device with the princess' mom, the decision is made that she would go save the prince and the princess would take care of the children.
**Side note, the princess mom has a gps, but it is in the chariot that is being repaired at the mechanics.**
So, she heads off into the night to save the prince. But by this time, the prince had hitched a ride in a co-workers chariot to his home to wait for help. A short time later, the princess checks in with the prince and learns that he is now with the princess' mom and heading to revive his chariot.
Ah, all is well, or so she thinks. The princess had just sat down at the table to reload on her dinner and help her children with their homework when the prince calls. He needed help because they were lost. The princess being the sweet wife she is digs up a map (on google) and becomes her prince's gps, guiding them along to their destination.
However, what the princess doesn't realize is that the destination on the map was incorrect. And so, for thirty minutes she sends them in the complete opposite direction. Once the error was discovered, the prince and the princess' mom refueled her chariot and headed back in the direction of the prince's chariot.
It seemed that all was well at this point. And it was, however, by now it was after 9 pm. The prince would arrive to find his chariot. Get it started and drive home. He will arrive at 10:15.
Upon entering his castle, the prince falls to the couch in exhaustion, where he will sleep the entire night.
And they lived happily ever after...
The moral of the story is, make sure you have an extra set of keys hidden somewhere on your chariot. And, if you turn on your chariot lights, please remember to turn them off. If you receive a gift from your prince/princess' mom, always have it with you. And make sure you always have a map in the glove box of your chariot.
**This story may or may not have been true. It may or may not have happened to me and my husband. He may or may not have woken the next morning and in a series of events managed to lose his keys and throw them away all within five minutes. We may or may not live happily ever after!!!
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